Testing GPT4 as a CEO - New website makes Patrick Bateman jealous; we're close to Stage 2

I read a cool tweet on March 18th. Now we're about to invest in a marketing plan created by ChatGPT4.

Hello friend.

Are you having a good summer?

I cannot believe it’s week 21 since I asked GPT4 to become our CEO.

Time sure does fly.

If it wasn’t for the TEDx talk I was invited to deliver next week, I would probably be taking this week off to recharge.

Anyway I wanted to tell you abou — what is that?

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Is….that….

AIsthetic Apparel’s new website ready for paid marketing?

Patrick holds his breath as he scrolls gently along aistheticapparel.shop

“The Apple-like colour scheme.

The smooth carousel of logos from top media brands.

The heartfelt testimonials.”

Patrick tries to keep his cool, unsure between buying every product or the entire company.

“The zero waste guarantee — that fast fashion giants cannot offer.

The sustainable organic cotton modern consumers want.

Plus that rumour about a new line of sneakers…

It — it — it’s a thing of beauty.”

Our new website is live, thanks to Shopify pro Damian Redpath.

We needed the upgrade before turning on Paid Ads.

Now we’re working on the ad creatives and can’t wait to put our money where ChatGPT’s electronic mouth is.

Damian followed GPT4’s design guidelines all the way and was a pleasure to work with — ping him for all your Shopify needs.

Ads need smart, well-designed creative assets to convert, and we want to get it right before spending investor capital.

When we’re done and ready to fire — you’ll be among the first to know.

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Have a great summer.

Be kind to strangers,
J